first place

Oh my, i wasn't ready, what do i do with that?AI

I look funny in the reflectionAI

The shiniest prize for the prettiest winnerAI

Wait, who is the winner? me? no wayAI

I came here to win the prize and to look at you with disdain and as you can see i am good at doing bothAI

I can take it home? like, i won it? for real? wowAI

I mean, technically it's not mine, but the main question here is not who's gonna allow me to take it but who's gonna stop me from doing soAI

Hey, look what i've got!AI

I am the best and now i have the proofAI

Oh yes, the long-awaited recognitionAI

You wanna have this? you'd better keep these thoughts to yourselfAI

I mean, the prize is mine and that's what matters, right? it's absolutely unimportant whether i won it or bought in the local kids storeAI

No one's gonna touch you but me, little oneAI