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Life is not just unfair, it's unfair to me specifically most of the time
I saw a perfect stranger today and they were so perfect it warmed my heart
It be like that sometimes
I'm gonna walk like this all the time and look at you judgmentally so you wouldn't be able to talk behind my back without feeling guilty
Y'all make me sad
Pretending to think over something serious thing so no one would dare to bother you and other ways to sabotage the work of the whole department
Start your day with a smile
Hey, i just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number- please memorize it and never try to call me 'cause i don't like you and won't answer anyway
Enjoy the silence
Oh no, the invisible ninjas are chopping onions again!
The word "lonely" has "one" in it and i'm pretty sure there must be some philosophy behind it
Catching up with latest news
Well, i was thinking about something...
Well, cheers to tgreat day ahead
So, red pill or blue one, neo?
My life is so stressful i check my head for grey hairs every friday
Should i also style my hair a bit or is it too much for a one minute communication with a pizza man
An important step to the perfect look
Welp, let's get started
The smoothest skin award 2019 is definitely gonna be mine
Bittersweet memories
Some memories can physically hurt you
A sudden urge to rethink my whole life
What did you just call me
Close your eyes and feel the world around you
Being a decent functioning adult is much harder than i used to imagine
Pretending to hold something but when you zoom in there's nothing, as a metaphor for my life
Oh no, that's so funny, i forgot to go to work again
There's no "me" in "working today", but there is "me" in "time to daydream" and i think it's important
My family and friends say i should stop overreacting but i can't hear them exhaling dramatically over the hand covering my face
The moment of lonely sadness
"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone"
You disappoint me
Blocking out the haters
I see you slacking at your job and i'm displeased
Time to forget about everything and feel the sunlight softly caressing your face
Not sure how to behave in a situation like this
As an introvert i need some quiet moments with myself from time to time
All around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces
Thinking about you
Catching up with latest news
Keeping up with what's up in the world
Mouth hygiene is nurmber one in the morning
Problems?
Feeling relaxed and sleepy in a soft morning glow
Will i look cooler if i style my hair differently or is it objectively impossible to look cooler then i do now
Pros of waking up early: plenty of time ahead, no need to rush, watching nice sunrises; cons of waking up early: this
Sleeping while shaving may not look like the best idea but i've never been known for best ideas
Gotta be extra careful today since i've run out of bandages after the yesterday's incident
Silently judging you
Me, pretending to consider buying an expensive item i grabbed by mistake, knowing full well i can't afford even a box it comes in
Why did you have to do that to me
If i wanna sleep i will and you won't be able to stop me
Can't decide between buying it and having something to eat during the whole next week
That look he gives you when you run into him at your door after texting him that you're five minutes away from the place you agreed to meet
Disappointed but not surprised
Whatever you're gonna say i will not like it. actually, i went further and am already not liking you in advance
I can't explain what i'm feeling
I came here to have fun and to punch you in the face and as you can see there is no more fun left
One of those days