You used to call me on my cell phone
Robots: slaves or friends?
Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?
Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real
I hate making phone calls
Why is it always when i'm checking it's working time or sleeping time but never an adventure time
My watch is smarter than me and i'm still not over it