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No you hang up first

Once again, this is not the office of the president

Thinking about my life

Sounds fake but okay

What does it even mean

When you're trying to understand what she meant by that emoji

Two minutes into this conversation and i'm already having an existential crisis

You used to call me on my cell phone

Robots: slaves or friends?

Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?

Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real

I hate making phone calls

Why is it always when i'm checking it's working time or sleeping time but never an adventure time

My watch is smarter than me and i'm still not over it