No one's holding a gun to my head... really?
Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words
'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'
There are some moments in life you have no idea how to deal with
Will they notice my eye bags if i spend the meeting like this, in this exact pose
The miniature: me and my life
I prefer phone conversations over the personal meetings as i want the other person to be blissfully unaware of how close i am to murdering them right now
Do you even try to use your brains-
Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!
This is a creation of an evil genius
Um yeah, i've found a walkie-talkie like you told me, what's next
A moment before the catastrophe
That moment when you see your boss at the shopping mall after you've just successfully taken a sick leave faking a cough for five minutes straight
What do you mean this is not a phone, i've been talking for forty minutes
What do you mean the colour palette is wrong?
Sometimes life can seem like a living hell
Drinking coffee before the college and all of sudden the unexpected idea hits you like a lightning bolt
Think of that, young man
When the realisation hits you hard.. maybe too hard sometimes
After my skin betrayed me right before this very important meeting my only consolation is that noone's perfect
That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts
I've always liked that clickety-clackety sound
When everything goes wrong and you have no idea how to stop it
Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this
When your life sends you a 'fatal error' notification
I need some time to get over what i've heard, like a year or two
Wait, i've just realised i forgot to buy the bread i originally came here for
Oh hi! going to the pride parade with us?
Front view of an old naughty female in office clothes bending down and grimacing putting hands on hips
Front view of an old naughty female in office clothes bending down and grimacing putting hands on hips