The best thing about having a best friend is that they can always make you laugh, no matter how far away they are
When the surprise is actually unexpectedly nice and you forget how to speak for a few seconds
Very interesting, but what does it have to do with me and my department
My mama didn't raise a quitter but at the moments like this i'm very close to proving that statement wrong
Don't even get me started on this, boy
When the news is good and you're listening to the other person getting all excited about it
What the heck, man
We've discussed this thousand times, were you even listening??
Getting bad news out of sudden and feeling your heart breaking into thousand pieces
Excuse me?? how did you just call me???
This cake, please
Do you even try to use your brains-
Excuse me! do you know this place?
This is where you can go with your opinion
Tap on your gadgets for no particular reason from time to time to assert dominance
When you are not sure how to tell them that they spend last ten minutes talking to the wrong person
When the conversation is so tiresome you start calling out to the universe for help
A call from a friend in the middle of a crazy office day is always like a breath of fresh air
When you genuinely love and care about the person and can listen to them talk forever, even if it's an hour-long speech about their day
Oh, come on! what happened next?
I need some time to get over what i've heard, like a year or two
How many times do i have to tell you-
Telling your imaginary friend how your day was is an important part of a daily communication
How could you have the audacity-
Think of that, young man
I prefer phone conversations over the personal meetings as i want the other person to be blissfully unaware of how close i am to murdering them right now
You owe me an immediate explanation
Young asian office woman sitting at the desk and pointing at laptop
I have no words left, only gestures
Oh my god dude what are you doing