Looking at your work before it's finished is for losers
Quit staring martin i see you
I'm not saying you should've dusted it more often, but something is looking at me from here right now
When you hear your cat trying to open the door to your room but you don't have a cat
Idk what i'm doing but i'm enjoying it
I have smashed my controller and i will be the one who will fix it
Your local computer master. call me
Well, if something, i told them that i am a programmer, not a repair specialist
Someone keeps distracting me and i have no idea who it is but they are about to regret it
The seller said it is the newest model on market, but i am a bit unsure about this "made in ussr" label
Me at work
Give me back my laptop screen
And how am i supposed to tuck it into this ultra thin laptop, harold
I've always liked that clickety-clackety sound
This job is killing me